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Hey.
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I just got my teacher evaluations.
Look what this student wrote.
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"I loved Dr. Geller's class.
Mind-blowing lectures.
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Dr. Geller, you are definitely the
hottie of the Paleontology Department. "
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"Hotties of Paleontology. "
There's a big-selling calendar, eh?
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-Who wrote it?
-The evaluations are all anonymous.
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-You still have their exams?
-Yeah.
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You could just match the handwriting
and, boom, there's your admirer.
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A hot girl's at stake,
and he becomes Rain Man.
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Wait a minute. Why are we
so sure that this is a girl?
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It's a girl!
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Anyway, it wouldn't matter, okay?
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Because I'm a teacher.
She's a student.
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-It's against the rules?
-It's frowned upon.
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-Besides, there's a big age difference.
-When you're 90--
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I know, she'll be 80 and it won't
seem like such a big difference.
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No, that's not what
I was gonna say at all.
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When you're 90, you'll still have the
memory of being with a 20-year-old.
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The One Where Ross Dates A Student
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English Subtitles by
Gelula/SDI
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Chandler, you know your college friend
who became a movie director?
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Oh yeah, Dana Keystone.
She was in my movement class.
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-What's a movement class?
-He's pretending he didn't take mime.
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She's directing a new AI Pacino movie.
You gotta get me an audition.
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I haven't talked to her
in, like, 1 0 years.
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Please, Chandler,
I would owe you so much.
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You do owe me so much.
You owe me 3000--
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Hey, hey, dude. Why you changing
the subject? What?
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-Will you make the call?
-Okay, I'll try.
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Thanks. Last auditions are Thursday,
so I gotta get in by Thursday.
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Just remember Thursday.
Can you remember Thursday?
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Yeah, so Tuesday?
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Thursday!
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Just think of it like this:
The third day. Monday, one day.
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Tuesday, two day.
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Wednesday. . . .
When, huh, what day?
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Thursday!
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The third day, okay?
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-Thank you.
-Okay.
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-I'm gonna check my messages.
-You thought of that in there?
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Sure, nature called.
She wants to see who else did.
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Hello?
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Rachel.
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Someone is in our apartment.
Call the cops!
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You're on the phone!
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-Oh, my God!
-What?
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Oh, my God! Thank you!
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Fire department put out
a fire at our place!
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-Oh, my God! How bad was it?
-It was a fire, I'm guessing not good.
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-Come on, we gotta go!
-Yeah, come on.
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What are you smiling about?
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The part I want to audition for is
a fireman. This is so meant to be!
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You were very generous
with your grades this semester.
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-Professor Geller?
-Yeah?
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-I really enjoyed your class.
-Oh, thank you. Thanks very much.
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I'm a little embarrassed about
calling you a "hottie. "
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-That was you?
-Yeah.
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I felt a little weird about it.
You're a teacher. I'm a student.
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Want to go out sometime?
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That's not the best idea.
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Oh, because I was thinking,
the semester's over.
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-You're not my teacher anymore.
-What time?
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Oh, you know what? Forget it.
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I see you already gave me an A.
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-Gotcha.
-I'm kidding! God!
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So seriously, what time?
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Coming through. Coming through.
Oh! Hello. Hi.
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Right. Coming through!
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Okay. Well, it's not so bad.
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Most of the damage
was contained in the bedrooms.
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Hey, buddy, think I could borrow
your uniform this Thursday?
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-Excuse me?
-Joey! He's working.
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You would look good in that.
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Oh, how bad is it?
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It's bad, it's really bad.
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The only thing that isn't burned is an
ax, which I do not remember buying.
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-How's your room?
-Everything's ruined.
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My bed, my clothes.
Look at my favorite sweater.
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Isn't that mine?
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Fine. I'm sorry for your loss.
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You won't be able to live here for
a while. You have a place to stay?
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Oh! Wow!
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Okay, look, pal. . .
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. . .I am not in the mood
to be hit on right now.
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But if you give me your number,
I'll call you sometime.
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Yes, they can stay with us.
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Do you know what
started the fire, Mr. Fireman?
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Well, do either of you smoke?
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No, not usually. But yeah,
I could use one now. Thanks.
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-Do you light candles, burn incense?
-Yes, I do all the time. I love them!
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Oh, my God, I did it! It's me,
it's me! I burned down the house!
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Okay, Phoebe, calm down.
There's no need to place blame. Okay?
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I warned her about those candles.
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It's great to catch up.
I can't believe how long it's been.
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Hey, Chandler, is that. . .?
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-Oh, that's great, good for you.
-So, is it. . .?
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Okay. So, yeah, maybe
we can get together. . . .
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Can you hold on for one second?
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What?
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Do you want to get a pizza later?
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Hi, I'm back.
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Yeah, that sounds great.
We'll do it then. Okay, bye.
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When's my audition?
I know it's Thursday, but what time?
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Hi. We didn't get to the audition.
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I'm taking her to coffee.
We'll do it then.
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Now you're going on a date
with this girl?
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I haven't talked to her in 1 0 years.
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You can't just call up
and ask somebody for a favor.
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There are rules, you know?
You gotta put in some time.
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Right, I'm sorry.
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-It's not like she's an ex-girlfriend.
-We only went out once.
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You dated her?!
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Not once.
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Why don't I just go out with an ex,
you know, and do Joey a favor?
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You want to do Joey a favor?
Maybe you go out with Joey.
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That's great. My friend Joey's
in the movie business.
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You know who I ran into from school?
Howie.
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My friend's name is Joey.
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Apparently, Howie's editing now.
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Yeah, he calls me up and asks me
if he can edit my new movie.
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Can you believe that?
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You know, I haven't spoken to him
in 1 0 years. . .
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. . .and he asks me for a favor?
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Yeah, I've always hated that Howie.
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No "How you doing?"
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Man, I mean, not even
a cup of coffee first.
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-The nerve, huh?
-Yeah.
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Refill?
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This is last-minute, so I want
to apologize for the mess.
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Oh, who cares?
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Oh, my God! It sure didn't look
this way when I lived here.
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I know!
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But there's only room for one, so one
of you will have to stay at Joey's.
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Since the fire was kind of my fault,
you should get to stay here.
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Hey, hey, now. This was no one's
fault. It was an accident.
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It was my fault.
You should get the nice room.
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Okay!
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You're the first guest
at "Hotel Monica. "
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Hotel Monica!
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Just tell me how you like your eggs.
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I thought I'd bring them
to you in bed.
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-You've been through so much.
-I have.
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This right here is where
I keep the pizza.
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And that's where the napkin is.
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-What's that smell?
-I know! I don't. . .?
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Oh, please, it was such a big class.
You never even noticed me.
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What? Of course I did.
You sat next to "Sleepy Sleeperson. "
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Who?
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Oh. I had trouble remembering names,
so I came up with nicknames.
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The guy on the other side of you
was "Smelly Von Brown Shirt. "
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Oh, yeah.
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-So did you have a nickname for me?
-No. No.
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Yes, you did. What was it?
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"Cutie McPretty. "
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Oh, that's so sweet!
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Listen, I gotta tell you,
I'm having a great time.
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You said it might be weird,
the whole student/teacher thing?
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And to be frank,
I thought it would be too.
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But it's not.
I mean, it's not at all.
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-Dr. Geller!
-Burt!
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Did you sleep well last night?
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-I did.
-Yeah?
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Monica was so sweet.
She left a little mint on my pillow.
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Know what Joey left on my pillow?
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Gum.
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-We determined the cause of the fire.
-I know. It was my candle, my candle!
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No, there was an appliance left on.
It looks like a curling iron.
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-I don't use a curling iron.
-Someone does.
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Don't look at me, my hair's straight.
Straight, straight, straight.
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-It could've been a hair-straightener.
-Oh.
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This is where I keep the pizza.
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And--
Hey, where'd the napkin go?
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I wouldn't want my best guest
to strain her eyes.
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Thanks, Monica.
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-Does that smell bother you?
-From Joey's?
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I can hardly smell it over here.
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Well, you let me know if you can.
I can bake a pie to cover it.
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-I can smell it a little, bake the pie.
-Okay.
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Hello?
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One minute, please.
It's the fire inspector.
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Hello? Yeah, this is Phoebe.
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Really?
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Yeah, so it turns out that it wasn't
the hair-straightener. . .
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. . .that started the fire.
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No, no. It was the candles.
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Yeah. It's very not good
leaving candles unattended.
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In fact, one of the first things
they teach you in fire school is. . .
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. . .okay, well I have to go now.
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We had such a great time.
She's incredible.
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I thought the age difference might be
a problem, but it wasn't.
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Elizabeth is very mature for her age.
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A concept lost on some people.
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It's okay to date a student?
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Well, not really. Technically,
it's not against the rules.
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But it's frowned upon, especially by
the professor we saw last night:
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"Judgy Von Holier-than-thou. "
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You don't want to get a reputation
as "Professor McNails-his-students. "
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-Yeah. What should I do?
-Well, it seems pretty clear.
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What's more important?
What people think or how you feel?
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-You gotta follow your heart.
-Joey, that's so sweet.
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-Hi.
-Hey! So how'd it go with Dana?
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Any reason I should leave a block
of time open? Say, Thursday?
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-I couldn't do it.
-You couldn't do it?
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I need more time.
We're going to dinner.
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You're going out with her again?
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-Going out with who?
-Dana Keystone, from college.
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Oh, yeah. Wasn't she. . .?
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No, that was Dana Kaplan.
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Oh.
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-Joey, you didn't even know her!
-Yeah, whatever.
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Great story again.
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The yarns that you weave! Woo-hoo!
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You know, actually I should get going.
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Oh, no, no, stay!
Because you should stay.
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Wow.
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Oh, I am really flattered.
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But I just. . . .
I don't feel that way about you.
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Oh, no, no. That's not--
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I'm sorry, Chandler.
You know, you're such a sweet guy. . .
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. . .and I don't want to hurt you.
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I wish I could do something
to make you feel better.
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No-- Really?
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Of course.
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Well, it just hurts so bad, l. . . .
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Oh, I'm sorry.
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-Maybe there is one thing you can do.
-What? Anything. Anything.
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Well, I mean, this is just
off the top of my head now.
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But I have this friend--
This actor friend.
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He would kill me if he knew
that I was doing this.
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But. . .
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. . .would it be possible for him to
audition for your movie on Thursday?
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Absolutely.
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But. . .
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. . .you'd really feel better if your
friend could audition for my movie?
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The heart wants what it wants. Bye.
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Hey! How's it going?
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Well, not much has changed
in the last five minutes.
238
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Yes, it has. I made cookies!
239
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I'm still full from your
homemade potato chips.
240
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But you should eat them now,
because they're hot from the oven.
241
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Okay.
242
00:15:14,900 --> 00:15:19,300
But not in here! Can't eat them
in bed, remember? No crummies!
243
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Oh. Okay, I'll be out in a second.
244
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Okay.
245
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-What are you doing?
-This doesn't lock, does it?
246
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-Oh! Joey, I'm sorry.
-It's all right, don't worry about it.
247
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But look!
That's gonna leave a stain.
248
00:15:47,500 --> 00:15:50,900
Rach, hey, it's fine.
You're at Joey's.
249
00:15:51,900 --> 00:15:54,100
-Really?
-Yeah, look.
250
00:15:58,300 --> 00:15:59,300
Yeah.
251
00:15:59,800 --> 00:16:02,500
-I've never lived like this before.
-I know.
252
00:16:06,300 --> 00:16:09,100
Well, don't waste it.
I mean, it's still food.
253
00:16:15,200 --> 00:16:17,700
What do you want to do now?
Want to get a drink?
254
00:16:17,900 --> 00:16:18,900
I can't.
255
00:16:19,100 --> 00:16:23,500
-Oh, you have some studying to do?
-No, I have some turning 21 to do.
256
00:16:25,200 --> 00:16:28,000
You know, I remember when I was
in college, we used to--
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-What are you doing?
-Nothing, I'm so comfortable with you.
258
00:16:39,100 --> 00:16:41,100
Do you not want to be seen with me?
259
00:16:41,300 --> 00:16:43,600
No, of course I do. Are they gone?
260
00:16:44,800 --> 00:16:47,700
No, they're still here.
But I think I'm about to leave.
261
00:16:48,000 --> 00:16:50,500
What? No, no, wait, wait--
262
00:16:51,100 --> 00:16:54,300
You're right, this is stupid.
Who cares what people think?
263
00:16:54,600 --> 00:16:56,500
I mean, we like each other, right?
264
00:16:56,700 --> 00:16:58,500
There's nothing wrong with that.
265
00:16:59,500 --> 00:17:00,500
Come on.
266
00:17:04,500 --> 00:17:07,300
Burt. Lydia. Mel.
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00:17:08,900 --> 00:17:10,700
-This is Elizabeth.
-Hi.
268
00:17:11,000 --> 00:17:13,300
Aren't you in my popular culture
class?
269
00:17:13,600 --> 00:17:15,900
That's right, Lydia.
Elizabeth is a student.
270
00:17:16,100 --> 00:17:17,700
And we're dating.
271
00:17:18,000 --> 00:17:20,900
And you may frown upon that but. . .
272
00:17:21,200 --> 00:17:23,500
. . .we're not gonna hide it anymore.
273
00:17:25,300 --> 00:17:27,100
You are so fired.
274
00:17:29,000 --> 00:17:30,300
-What?
-They'll fire you.
275
00:17:30,600 --> 00:17:33,000
You can't date her.
It's against the rules.
276
00:17:33,200 --> 00:17:35,700
Really? It's not just frowned upon?
277
00:17:40,500 --> 00:17:42,900
I love it at Joey's!
278
00:17:46,500 --> 00:17:47,800
-Nice!
-Thanks.
279
00:17:48,100 --> 00:17:49,300
So, you busy Thursday?
280
00:17:49,700 --> 00:17:54,300
Oh, very funny. Remember? My
audition was supposed to be Thursday.
281
00:17:57,800 --> 00:18:00,600
You got me the audition?
Let's hug it up!
282
00:18:00,800 --> 00:18:04,900
Okay, okay! What are you
gonna do to me if you get the part?
283
00:18:06,900 --> 00:18:08,100
-Hey.
-Hi.
284
00:18:08,300 --> 00:18:10,700
Yeah, okay, I need to talk to you.
285
00:18:10,900 --> 00:18:14,100
I know they said the hair-straightener
started the fire.
286
00:18:14,400 --> 00:18:16,300
But I think I'm partly at fault.
287
00:18:16,500 --> 00:18:18,900
You see, I didn't tell you, but. . .
288
00:18:19,200 --> 00:18:21,700
. . .I had recently refilled
the tissues.
289
00:18:21,900 --> 00:18:24,500
And so, let's face it,
that's just kindling.
290
00:18:24,800 --> 00:18:27,700
So I think it's fair that
I stay at Joey's.
291
00:18:27,900 --> 00:18:30,500
No, no, no, this was my fault.
292
00:18:30,700 --> 00:18:33,100
-Besides, I'm fine here.
-Okay.
293
00:18:33,500 --> 00:18:36,100
-Chandler, Monica's looking for you.
-Really?
294
00:18:36,300 --> 00:18:40,500
-She said something about crummies.
-No, no, no! I was so careful.
295
00:18:42,200 --> 00:18:45,300
You have to switch with me.
Monica is driving me crazy.
296
00:18:45,500 --> 00:18:49,300
That's right. All the ladies
want to stay at Joey's.
297
00:18:50,900 --> 00:18:52,700
No, I don't want to switch.
298
00:18:53,000 --> 00:18:55,500
Please! I can throw
wet paper towels here!
299
00:18:55,700 --> 00:18:59,100
No, but at Monica's,
you can eat cookies over the sink.
300
00:19:00,700 --> 00:19:03,100
I know. I'm sorry.
301
00:19:03,800 --> 00:19:05,300
All right, fine.
302
00:19:05,800 --> 00:19:10,300
This looks like so much fun.
God, what a mess.
303
00:19:16,100 --> 00:19:18,900
Wow, it actually is in the handbook.
304
00:19:19,200 --> 00:19:23,300
I can't date you or have
a hot plate in my office.
305
00:19:25,100 --> 00:19:28,500
I can't believe we have
to stop seeing each other.
306
00:19:29,700 --> 00:19:33,100
For what it's worth, I did appreciate
you standing up for me.
307
00:19:33,600 --> 00:19:36,100
That felt really nice.
308
00:19:36,800 --> 00:19:38,800
Kind of made me like you even more.
309
00:19:39,000 --> 00:19:43,000
I know, I know. I really like
you too. But we can't date.
310
00:19:43,300 --> 00:19:45,500
It's against the rules.
It's forbidden.
311
00:19:46,500 --> 00:19:47,500
Wow.
312
00:19:48,000 --> 00:19:48,800
What?
313
00:19:49,000 --> 00:19:52,500
Just hearing you describe it
as "forbidden" . . .
314
00:19:52,700 --> 00:19:54,300
. . .it's really hot.
315
00:19:56,200 --> 00:19:57,500
Really?
316
00:19:58,400 --> 00:19:59,700
Yeah.
317
00:20:00,600 --> 00:20:04,900
Well, I don't care how hot it is,
it's wrong.
318
00:20:06,600 --> 00:20:10,100
-Stop it.
-No, no. It's wrong.
319
00:20:10,500 --> 00:20:11,900
It's naughty.
320
00:20:13,200 --> 00:20:14,300
It's. . .
321
00:20:15,100 --> 00:20:16,500
. . .taboo.
322
00:20:17,300 --> 00:20:18,100
Shut the book.
323
00:20:20,400 --> 00:20:23,500
Hey. Let's also get a hot plate.
324
00:20:28,200 --> 00:20:29,100
Hey.
325
00:20:29,500 --> 00:20:30,500
Hey.
326
00:20:30,700 --> 00:20:31,500
So?
327
00:20:32,000 --> 00:20:33,100
So. . .?
328
00:20:33,400 --> 00:20:35,500
It's Thursday! How was the audition?
329
00:20:35,700 --> 00:20:39,800
It's-- Monday, one day. Tuesday,
two day. Wednesday, what day--
330
00:20:42,200 --> 00:20:43,100
Oh!
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Я получил оценки моей педагогической деятельности.
Смотрите, что написал один из студентов.
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"Я обожаю уроки доктора Геллера.
Обалденные лекции.
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Несомненно, Вы самый сексуальный
преподаватель на факультете палеонтологии".
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"Самый горячий палеонтолог".
Это самый продаваемый календарь.
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- Кто это написал?
- Опрос был анонимным.
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- Ты будешь принимать у них экзамены?
- Да.
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Ты сможешь по почерку выяснить,
кто этот твой обожатель.
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00:00:37,416 --> 00:00:40,078
На кону горячая штучка, и он
стал Человеком Дождя.
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00:00:41,853 --> 00:00:45,846
Минутку. А почему все так уверены,
что это девушка?
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00:00:50,195 --> 00:00:51,526
Это девушка.
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00:00:52,431 --> 00:00:54,092
Но это не важно.
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00:00:54,366 --> 00:00:57,699
Потому что, я преподаватель.
Она студентка.
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00:00:57,903 --> 00:01:00,269
- Это против правил?
- Это не одобряется.
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00:01:00,539 --> 00:01:03,736
- К тому же, большая разница в возрасте.
- Когда тебе будет 90...
15
00:01:04,009 --> 00:01:08,343
Знаю, ей будет 80, и эта разница
будет уже не так заметна.
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00:01:09,848 --> 00:01:12,339
Я совсем не об этом хотел сказать.
17
00:01:14,019 --> 00:01:18,888
Когда тебе будет 90, ты все еще будешь помнить,
каково тебе было с двадцатилетней.
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Эпизод, в котором Росс встречается со студенткой.
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- Моника?
- Я не знаю.
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00:02:03,335 --> 00:02:07,294
Ты знаешь, что та твоя подружка из колледжа стала
режиссером?
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00:02:07,539 --> 00:02:11,031
Да, Дана Кистон.
Она была в моём классе движений.
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- Что за класс движений?
- Он притворяется, что не занимался пантомимой.
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00:02:17,416 --> 00:02:22,217
Она - режиссер нового фильма с Аль Пачино.
Ты должен устроить мне прослушивание.
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Я с ней лет 10 не разговаривал.
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Пожалуйста, Чендлер,
я буду у тебя в долгу.
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Ты и так у меня в долгу.
Ты должен мне 3 тысячи...
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Эй-эй, приятель. Зачем ты
меняешь тему?
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- Ты ей позвонишь?
- Ладно, я попробую.
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Спасибо. Последнее прослушивание в четверг. Так
что мне нужно попасть туда к четвергу.
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Тебе ясно? Четверг.
Просто запомни - четверг.
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Значит, вторник?
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00:02:50,882 --> 00:02:52,645
Четверг.
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00:02:52,884 --> 00:02:57,753
Просто думай о третьем дне.
Понедельник - первый день.
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Вторник - второй.
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00:03:00,292 --> 00:03:02,385
Среда...
Когда, что это за день?
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00:03:02,594 --> 00:03:03,788
Четверг.
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00:03:04,096 --> 00:03:06,621
Третий день, ясно?
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- Спасибо.
- Не за что.
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00:03:11,169 --> 00:03:13,034
- Моника...?
- Она не знает.
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00:03:15,974 --> 00:03:19,501
- Мне нужно проверить сообщения.
- Ты там об этом думала?
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Природа зовет
Она хочет увидеть кто другой делал
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00:03:24,916 --> 00:03:26,247
Алло.
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00:03:28,286 --> 00:03:29,446
Рейчел.
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00:03:29,654 --> 00:03:31,986
Кто-то у нас дома.
Вызывайте полицию.
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00:03:32,257 --> 00:03:33,747
Ты же сама на линии.
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00:03:34,760 --> 00:03:37,320
- Боже мой.
- Что?
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00:03:37,529 --> 00:03:38,996
Боже, спасибо вам.
48
00:03:39,197 --> 00:03:41,427
У нас в квартире произошёл пожар.
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00:03:41,633 --> 00:03:46,093
- Господи, и насколько все плохо?
- Это же пожар, думаю, не очень хорошо.
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- Нужно туда идти.
- Да, пойдём.
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00:03:51,543 --> 00:03:53,773
Чему ты улыбаешься?
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00:03:54,279 --> 00:03:59,581
Я же хочу получить роль пожарного.
Так все и должно быть.
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00:04:07,159 --> 00:04:11,459
Вы были очень великодушны со своим курсом в этом
семестре.
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00:04:17,369 --> 00:04:19,394
- Профессор Геллер?
- Да?
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- Мне очень понравились ваши занятия.
- Спасибо, большое спасибо.
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00:04:26,812 --> 00:04:30,373
Мне немного неловко, что я назвала вас
горячим парнем.
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00:04:31,049 --> 00:04:32,710
- Так это были вы?
- Да.
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Мне немного не по себе.
Вы учитель. Я ученица.
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00:04:38,190 --> 00:04:40,055
Не хотите куда-нибудь
сходить со мной?
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00:04:42,227 --> 00:04:44,024
Это не самая удачная идея.
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00:04:44,229 --> 00:04:48,222
Просто я подумала: семестр
уже закончился.
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00:04:48,433 --> 00:04:52,062
- Вы больше не мой учитель.
- В котором часу?
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Знаете, что? Забудьте об этом.
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00:04:55,907 --> 00:04:58,375
Вы мне уже поставили "отлично".
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00:04:59,211 --> 00:05:02,078
- Понятно.
- Я же шучу.
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00:05:04,082 --> 00:05:06,380
Правда, в котором часу?
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00:05:10,589 --> 00:05:13,888
Проходим. Проходим.
Привет. Привет.
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Сюда. Идёмте.
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00:05:16,962 --> 00:05:18,691
Ну что ж, все не так плохо.
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00:05:18,930 --> 00:05:22,195
Больше всего
пострадали спальни.
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Эй, дружище, можно одолжить
твою форму в четверг?
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00:05:26,538 --> 00:05:29,473
- Простите?
- Джо, он работает.
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00:05:29,975 --> 00:05:32,136
Ты бы отлично в ней смотрелся.
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00:05:33,411 --> 00:05:35,106
Ну, и насколько все ужасно?
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00:05:35,313 --> 00:05:36,780
Все очень плохо.
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00:05:36,982 --> 00:05:41,976
Единственное, что не сгорело - это топор,
да и то я не помню, чтобы его покупала.
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00:05:42,787 --> 00:05:45,119
- А как твоя комната?
- Все уничтожено.
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00:05:45,323 --> 00:05:47,757
Моя постель, моя одежда.
Посмотри на мой любимый свитер.
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00:05:47,993 --> 00:05:49,688
Разве это не мой?
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00:05:49,928 --> 00:05:52,488
Прекрасно. Сожалею о твоей утрате.
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00:05:53,899 --> 00:05:58,427
Какое-то время вам будет нельзя здесь жить.
Вам есть, где остановиться?
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00:05:58,637 --> 00:05:59,968
Ух ты.
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00:06:00,171 --> 00:06:03,106
Ладно, приятель, слушай..
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00:06:03,575 --> 00:06:06,601
Я сейчас не в настроении, чтобы
ко мне приставали.
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00:06:06,811 --> 00:06:11,111
Но если ты дашь свой номер,
я тебе как-нибудь позвоню.
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00:06:12,417 --> 00:06:14,476
Да, они могут остановиться у нас.
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00:06:14,686 --> 00:06:18,053
А вы знаете, что стало причиной пожара,
господин Пожарный?
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00:06:18,757 --> 00:06:20,816
Кто-нибудь из вас курит?
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00:06:21,026 --> 00:06:24,359
Нет. Но сейчас я бы не отказалась
от сигареты. Спасибо.
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00:06:24,663 --> 00:06:29,293
- Вы зажигаете свечи, благовония?
- Постоянно. Я их обожаю.
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Боже мой, Это моя вина,
это я сделала, я дом сожгла.
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Фиби, успокойся.
Не нужно себя винить, хорошо?
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А я её предупреждала о свечах.
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Поверить не могу, как это было давно.
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00:06:49,354 --> 00:06:51,288
Чендлер, это она?
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00:06:53,725 --> 00:06:57,161
- Отлично, рад за тебя.
- Так она?
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00:06:58,830 --> 00:07:03,324
Ладно. Как насчёт того,
чтобы встретиться?
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00:07:08,273 --> 00:07:10,173
Подожди секунду.
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00:07:10,375 --> 00:07:11,603
Что?
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00:07:11,810 --> 00:07:15,075
Может, попозже пиццу закажем?
101
00:07:15,547 --> 00:07:16,946
Привет, я тут.
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00:07:17,749 --> 00:07:21,310
Да, звучит отлично. Да,
так и поступим. Ладно, пока.
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00:07:24,889 --> 00:07:29,326
Ну, и как моё прослушивание?
Я знаю, что оно в четверг, а во сколько?
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Привет. Мы о нём не договорились.
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Я свожу её выпить кофе.
А потом мы с ней все обсудим.
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У тебя что, свидание
с этой девушкой?
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00:07:37,435 --> 00:07:39,460
Я с ней 10 лет не общался.
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00:07:39,738 --> 00:07:42,935
Нельзя просто так позвонить
и попросить её об одолжении.
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Есть определённые правила, понимаешь? Иногда нужно
их соблюдать.
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Верно, прости.
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- Она же не твоя бывшая девушка?
- У нас было одно свидание.
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Ты с ней встречался?
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Ну, или не одно.
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Почему бы мне не встретиться со своим бывшим парнем
ради Джоуи?
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Хочешь оказать Джоуи услугу?
Сама пригласи его куда-ибудь.
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Здорово. Мой друг Джоуи работает
в шоу-бизнесе.
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Знаешь, кого из школы я встретила?
Хоуи.
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Моего друга зовут Джоуи.
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Оказывается, Хоуи - монтажёр.
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Да, он звонит мне и спрашивает, может
ли он монтировать мой новый фильм.
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Ты можешь в это поверить?
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Представляешь, мы не
разговаривали лет 10...
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а он просит меня об услуге.
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Да, я всегда терпеть не мог Хоуи.
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Даже не спросил, как у меня дела.
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Хоть бы сначала на
кофе пригласил.
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- Нахал.
- Точно.
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Добавки?
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Все делалось в последнюю минуту,
прошу прощения за беспорядок.
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Ерунда.
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Боже, когда я здесь жила,
все было по-другому.
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Я знаю.
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Но эта комната для одного, так что
кому-то из вас придётся пожить у Джоуи.
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Раз уж пожар произошел по моей вине,
ты должна остаться здесь.
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Перестань. Это не чья-то ошибка.
Это случайность.
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Это моя ошибка. Поэтому
тебе достается хорошая комната.
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Ладно.
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Ты первая гостья в
отеле Моники.
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Отель Моника.
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Расскажешь мне, понравится ли тебе яичница.
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Думаю, что принесу её
тебе в постель.
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- Тебе через столько пришлось пройти.
- Да уж.
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Прямо здесь у меня
лежит пицца.
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А здесь - салфетка.
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- А что это за запах?
- Понятия не имею.
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Да ладно тебе, аудитория была большая,
ты меня даже не видел.
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Что? Конечно, видел.
Ты сидела рядом с Сонным Соней.
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С кем?
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Я плохо запоминаю имена, поэтому
я всем дал прозвища.
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Парень, сидящий с другой стороны - Вонючка Фон
Коричневая Рубашка.
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Да, точно.
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- А мне ты дал прозвище?
- Нет, нет.
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Нет, дал. И какое?
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Милашка МакСимпатяга.
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Как это мило.
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Послушай, должен сказать, что
отлично провожу время.
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Ты говорила, что все это странно,
вся эта ерунда учитель/ученица.
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И честно говоря, я думал,
что так все оно и будет.
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Но это совсем не странно.
Абсолютно не так.
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- Доктор Геллер?
- Бёрт?
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- Хорошо спала ночью?
- Да, отлично.
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Моника была так мила.
Она оставила листик мяты на моей подушке.
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Знаешь, что Джоуи оставил на моей подушке?
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Жвачку.
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- Мы установили причину пожара.
- Я знаю. Это была свеча, моя свеча.
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Нет, кто-то не выключил электроприбор.
Похоже на плойку.
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- Я ей не пользуюсь.
- Ну, кто-то же пользуется.
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Не смотри на меня. У меня прямые волосы. Прямые.
Прямые.
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- А, может, это был выпрямитель.
- Ой.
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Здесь у меня лежит пицца.
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А...
Постой-ка, а где салфетка?
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Чем это пахнет?
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Заплесневевшей креветкой?
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Думаю, да.
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Я не хочу, чтобы моя лучшая гостья
напрягала глаза.
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Спасибо, Моника.
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- Тебя не раздражает этот запах?
- Из квартиры Джоуи?
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Здесь я его почти не чувствую.
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Скажи мне, если почувствуешь.
Я испеку пирог, чтоб перебить тот запах.
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- Немного чувствую, испеки пирог.
- Ладно.
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Слушаю.
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Минуточку.
Это пожарный инспектор.
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Здравствуйте. Да, это Фиби.
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Серьезно?
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Да, оказалось, что причиной пожара
не являлся...
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выпрямитель для волос.
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Нет-нет. Все дело в свечах.
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Да. Нельзя оставлять их зажжёнными
без присмотра.
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Между прочим, именно с этого и начинают
обучение в школе пожарных.
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ладно, мне пора.
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Мы отлично провели время.
Она потрясающая.
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Я думал, что разница в возрасте будет
проблемой, но я ошибался.
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Элизабет очень развита для своего возраста.
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А кому-то это не грозит.
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Это нормально - встречаться с ученицей?
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Вообще-то, не совсем. Технически,
это не запрещено.
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Но и не одобряется, особенно тем профессором,
которого мы вчера видели.
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"Судья Фон Ханжа".
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Тебе самому не нужна репутация профессора,
клеящего своих студенток.
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- Верно. И что мне делать?
- По-моему, это очевидно.
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Что для тебя важнее?
Что подумают о тебе люди или что ты сам чувствуешь?
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- Просто следуй своему сердцу.
- Это так мило, Джоуи.
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- Привет.
- Привет, ну, как все прошло с Даной?
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То есть, стоит ли мне освободить время?
Скажем, в четверг?
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- Я не смог.
- Не смог?
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Мне нужно время.
Сегодня мы с ней ужинаем.
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00:14:02,220 --> 00:14:04,051
Ты снова с ней встречаешься?
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- С кем встречаешься?
- С Даной Кистон, из колледжа.
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Ах, да. Это которая...?
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00:14:13,698 --> 00:14:15,063
Нет, то была Дана Каплан.
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00:14:15,299 --> 00:14:16,630
Точно.
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- Джоуи, ты даже не знал её.
- Какая разница?
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Отличная история.
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Пряжа, что ты плетёшь
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Знаешь, вообще-то мне пора идти.
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00:14:35,219 --> 00:14:39,212
Нет-нет, останься.
Потому что ты должна остаться.
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Я так польщена.
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Но я не испытываю к
тебе таких же чувств.
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Нет-нет. Это не...
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Прости, Чендлер.
Ты такой милый...
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и я не хочу тебя ранить.
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Хотелось бы мне что-нибудь для тебя
сделать, чтобы тебе стало лучше.
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Не стоит... Серьёзно?
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Конечно
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Ну, мне так больно, я...
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Мне так жаль.
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- Вообще-то есть кое-что, что ты можешь сделать.
- Что именно? Все, что угодно.
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Мне только что пришло в голову вот что.
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У меня есть друг.
Он актёр.
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Он убьёт меня, если узнает,
что я это делаю.
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00:15:29,106 --> 00:15:30,198
Но...
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возможно ли устроить ему пробы
на твой фильм в четверг?
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Конечно.
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00:15:39,650 --> 00:15:40,878
Но...
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правда ли, тебе станет лучше, если я устрою
это прослушивание для твоего друга?
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00:15:46,290 --> 00:15:48,417
Сердцу не прикажёшь. Пока.
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Ну, как дела?
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За последние 5 минут
ничего не изменилось.
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00:16:01,906 --> 00:16:03,771
Конечно, изменилось, я печенье испекла.
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00:16:03,975 --> 00:16:06,944
Я и так объелась твоими домашними
картофельными чипсами.
241
00:16:08,312 --> 00:16:12,271
Но печень нужно есть сейчас,
пока оно только что из духовки.
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Ладно
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Только не здесь. Нельзя есть печенье в постели,
помнишь? Никаких крошек.
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00:16:18,589 --> 00:16:21,786
Ладно, я выйду через секунду.
245
00:16:21,993 --> 00:16:23,017
Хорошо.
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00:16:31,702 --> 00:16:34,330
- Что ты делаешь?
- Замок не работает, да?
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- Джоуи, извини.
- Ничего страшного, не волнуйся.
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Смотри, здесь же
пятно останется.
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Рэйч, все в порядке.
Ты же у Джоуи.
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- Правда?
- Конечно, смотри.
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Вот так.
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- Я никогда так раньше не жила.
- Я знаю.
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Ладно, не порти её.
Это, все-таки, еда.
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Чем хочешь заняться?
Хочешь что-нибудь выпить?
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00:17:19,550 --> 00:17:20,539
Я не могу.
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00:17:20,751 --> 00:17:25,347
- Тебе уроки нужно делать?
- Нет, мне нужно достичь 21 года.
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Знаешь, когда я учился в
колледже, мы обычно...
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- Что ты делаешь?
- Ничего, мне просто так уютно с тобой.
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00:17:41,572 --> 00:17:43,665
Ты не хочешь, чтобы нас видели вместе?
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Что ты, конечно, хочу. Они ушли?
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00:17:47,545 --> 00:17:50,673
Нет, они все еще здесь.
Но, думаю, что нужно уйти мне.
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Что? Нет, нет, подожди.
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Ты права, это глупо.
Кому какое дело, что подумают люди?
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То есть, мы ведь нравимся друг другу, да?
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В этом нет ничего особенного.
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Пошли.
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Бёрт, Лидия, Мэл.
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- Это Элизабет.
- Здравствуйте.
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Это не вы ходите на мои лекции по популярной культуре?
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Всё верно, Лидия,
Элизабет - студентка.
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И мы встречаемся.
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00:18:22,213 --> 00:18:25,273
Вы можете и не одобрить это, но...
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мы больше не собираемся прятаться.
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Ты уволен.
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- Что?
- Тебя уволят.
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Вы не можете встречаться.
Это против правил.
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Серьёзно? Значит, это не просто неодобрение?
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Мне нравится у Джоуи.
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- Отлично.
- Спасибо.
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00:18:53,511 --> 00:18:54,842
Ты в четверг занят?
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Очень смешно. Ты помнишь,
что у меня должны были быть пробы в четверг?
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00:19:03,654 --> 00:19:06,623
Ты устроил мне пробы?
Дай я тебя обниму.
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Ладно, ладно. И что ты для меня сделаешь,
если получишь роль?
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- Привет.
- Привет.
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Мне нужно с тобой поговорить.
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00:19:17,435 --> 00:19:20,700
Я знаю, что причина пожара -
выпрямитель для волос.
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00:19:20,971 --> 00:19:22,962
Но это частично и моя вина.
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Видишь ли, я тебе не говорила, но,,,
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00:19:25,976 --> 00:19:28,638
...недавно я докупала
туалетную бумагу.
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Так что, давай посмотрим правде в глаза,
я тоже виновата.
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00:19:31,849 --> 00:19:34,818
Думаю, будет справедливо,
если у Джоуи останусь я.
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00:19:35,019 --> 00:19:37,783
Нет, нет, нет, это моя вина.
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00:19:38,022 --> 00:19:40,456
- К тому же, мне здесь нравится.
- Ладно.
294
00:19:40,858 --> 00:19:43,622
- Чендлер, тебя Моника ищет.
- Правда?
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00:19:43,861 --> 00:19:48,195
- Она говорила что-то о крошках.
- Нет, нет, нет, я же был осторожен.
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Ты должна со мной поменяться.
Моника сводит меня с ума.
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00:19:53,404 --> 00:19:57,363
Правильно. Все девушки
хотят жить у Джоуи.
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00:19:59,043 --> 00:20:00,977
Нет, я не хочу меняться.
299
00:20:01,245 --> 00:20:03,873
Здесь я могу мокрыми
полотенцами кидаться.
300
00:20:04,081 --> 00:20:07,573
Зато у Моники ты сможешь
есть печенье над раковиной.
301
00:20:09,353 --> 00:20:11,821
Я знаю. Прости.
302
00:20:12,490 --> 00:20:14,048
Ладно, отлично.
303
00:20:14,592 --> 00:20:19,256
Здесь слишком весело.
Боже, ну и бардак.
304
00:20:25,336 --> 00:20:28,328
Это и, правда, есть в правилах.
305
00:20:28,539 --> 00:20:32,839
Я не могу с тобой встречаться и
иметь в офисе электроплитку.
306
00:20:34,745 --> 00:20:38,237
Поверить не могу, что нам придётся
прекратить встречаться.
307
00:20:39,450 --> 00:20:43,079
То, что за меня вступился, очень
много для меня значит.
308
00:20:43,554 --> 00:20:46,182
Мне было очень приятно.
309
00:20:46,891 --> 00:20:48,950
Ты мне даже стал больше нравиться.
310
00:20:49,193 --> 00:20:53,391
Я знаю, знаю, ты мне тоже очень
нравишься, но мы не можем встречаться.
311
00:20:53,631 --> 00:20:56,031
Это против правил.
Это под запретом.
312
00:20:57,067 --> 00:20:59,433
- Ух ты.
- Что?
313
00:20:59,637 --> 00:21:03,300
Одно только упоминание
о запретах...
314
00:21:03,541 --> 00:21:05,133
меня заводит.
315
00:21:07,111 --> 00:21:08,476
Серьёзно?
316
00:21:09,413 --> 00:21:10,812
Да.
317
00:21:11,715 --> 00:21:16,243
Что ж, я не знаю насчёт возбуждения,
но это неправильно.
318
00:21:17,988 --> 00:21:21,617
- Перестань.
- Нет-нет, это плохо.
319
00:21:22,059 --> 00:21:23,549
Это гадко.
320
00:21:24,829 --> 00:21:25,989
Это...
321
00:21:26,897 --> 00:21:28,296
табу.
322
00:21:29,099 --> 00:21:30,657
Закрой книгу.
323
00:21:32,336 --> 00:21:35,601
А давай ещё возьмём
электроплитку.
324
00:21:40,311 --> 00:21:41,300
Привет.
325
00:21:41,679 --> 00:21:42,737
Привет.
326
00:21:42,947 --> 00:21:45,677
- Ну?
- Что?
327
00:21:45,749 --> 00:21:47,979
Сегодня четверг.
Как прошли пробы?
328
00:21:48,185 --> 00:21:52,417
Что? Понедельник - раз, вторник - два,
среда - какой день?
329
00:21:54,859 --> 00:21:55,848
Оу
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