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but your comments after
every swing make it super fun.
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- You'll get hooked. You'll see.
- All right, fair's fair.
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10 shots for me, 5 reps for you.
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<i>That's why we're here.
Work that hip.</i>
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You don't have to worry about my rehab,
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and that's not why you're here.
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I may not be a spy, but
20 years with your mother
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has taught me to pick up on things.
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You're not here
because you care about me.
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- Oh, now I don't care about you.
- I didn't say that.
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I said that's not why you're here.
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<i>Come on, Mellie.</i>
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You... You take a trip
to Honolulu with Andrew...
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It was Maui.
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...and you come back
the daughter of the year.
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Something is not right.
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All right,
I'll figure it out for myself.
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Well, I hate to disappoint,
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but it looks like your regular, old...
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- Oh. How often does it do that?
- It's random.
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No. No, no, no, no.
It may seem random.
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But this... something is
clearly triggering it.
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I've checked it against tides,
relation to the sun, rotation...
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On this planet.
So you have no idea how to control it.
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Why come to me?
I'm no interstellar-travel expert.
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<i>I've never even studied
gravitational lensing</i>
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or zero-point energy fields
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or quantum-harmonic oscillation theory.
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- Yet you know all those words you just said.
- And you're scared of portals.
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You're scared of being dragged
back home through a portal.
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So I think in your drunken
stumble through history,
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you've probably investigated
every story involving one.
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And I've seen you
eyeing all of your exits,
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my knee brace, wondering
if you can get away with it.
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The only reason you came with
us was to confirm its existence.
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- And destroy it.
- You'll have to go through me.
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And I could. Literally.
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But, then, I don't
know what Amazon woman
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and Robot hand
are capable of these days,
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so I will help you get her back.
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I'm not entirely heartless.
But if I do,
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I want your word that we
will demolish this portal
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and no one passes through it again.
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- I'll sleep better at night.
- Good.
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Well, I've investigated a
lot of these wormhole rumors,
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but that's all they were... rumors.
None have panned out.
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- So we know nothing of its origin.
- Kree maybe.
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And this parchment was found with it.
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Well, hello.
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- I've seen this.
- It's a common Hebrew word.
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- Yes.
- What else do we know, Mr. Fitz?
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Uh, well, the Monolith changed
hands a lot... Germanic tribes,
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spent the hundred years' war in France.
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But before the Napoleon era,
it was moved again.
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- I lost track of it somewhere in...
- England.
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Yeah.
How did you know that?
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Because I have seen this
word carved into the walls
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of a castle in Gloucestershire,
England, in 1853.
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To the plane!
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Wh...
Am I allowed to say that?
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Let's all go to the plane, I guess.
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_
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What's the point of
a boat if you never take it
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out of the dock? It's like
camping in a living room.
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There.
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There are easier ways of
getting money than kidnapping.
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Mr. Braun needs to see the
world for what it really is.
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He can open many doors for us.
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Sorry, girls.
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Not allowed to post, but
happy to take some of you.
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- That's great.
- Perfect.
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What's going on down there?
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Private party.
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It's okay. I'm on the list.
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- Good thing I dropped by.
- Why's that?
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I'm an exterminator.
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<i>Yes. Yes, yes.</i>
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I came here for a costume ball...
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<i>That was the pretext, of course...</i>
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'cause I had heard rumors
of travel to the stars.
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Found it all to be nonsense.
But it was a fun party.
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- The carvings?
- Oh, right, right. Of course.
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So I was here
admiring the stone work, and...
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- The same as the scroll... "Death."
- "Maveth."
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Yeah, one of its translations is
actually "death by punishment."
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Could mean "no trespassing."
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A Hebrew warning carved in an
English castle struck me as odd.
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Out of place.
Seems ancient.
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But you stopped looking into it?
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<i>A man dressed as an
owl, of all things...</i>
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I got him drunk enough to admit
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that no travel to other
worlds was even occurring.
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Just ritualistic killings.
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Eh, the whole thing stunk
of half-baked satanism...
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Just some fabrications
to entice new members.
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And, well, there were fire dancers.
I got distracted.
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<i>Here's another one.</i>
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This is why I got rid of
all the S.H.I.E.L.D. logos
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on our vehicles.
It's like screaming for attention.
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You know, there's a ginormous
eagle symbol on top of our jet.
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